[Haunted House]

kidt82:

pregnancy is beautiful

radon-t:

no wonder they want an office plus the good insurance

Dang….

memewhore:

Seriously, wtf?

Ignorance is bliss XD

(Source: therealscumbagsteve)

Playing for the bears =,]

(Source: velveteen)

Green Onions: Why you should NEVER throw away the root

This is after only 3 days of being in dirt. They just come RIGHT back and beg to be scrambled into your next batch of eggs or tossed into your next cheese panini! All you do is take the root and put it in a shallow hole in the dirt but if you are too lazy to even do that, just putting it in a cup of water is enough for it to grow, there has never been a plant in the history of my kitchen that was easier to grow.

Also, that coffee mug was made for me and even has my name on the handle =,]

shenaniganswillensue:

Melissa Haslam

Worst Duck Face…Ever